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Having ALS has its set of daily challenges. However, my communication aid device, affectionately named "Talky," introduced a whole new level of adventure. Recently, Talky after an update included a minor glitch. I like to think of it as 'Digital Tourette's.' It started inserting random, nonsensical phrases into my speech. It turned ordinary conversations into episodes of unintended comedy.

Recently, I decided to experiment with a groundbreaking relaxation tool. It's called the ZenWave neurofeedback headband. The headband aims to reduce stress and enhance mindfulness. It promised an innovative approach to finding inner peace through brainwave modulation. I was all in for the ride. I had no idea. The journey to tranquility took an unexpected detour through my mother-in-law, Margaret.

I had been experiencing decision fatigue constantly. The arrival of DeciBot seemed like a beacon of hope. A tiny chip with the promise to streamline every choice. It's based on a deep understanding of my personal preferences. It helps me decide what to wear and what to eat. I'm an author intrigued by the intersection of technology and daily life. I saw an opportunity to simplify my existence. I also saw an opportunity to pen the definitive account of living with an AI decision-maker. "DeciBot Diaries: Living at the Mercy of Artificial Wisdom" was to be my magnum opus.

Last month, I embarked on what I thought would be a life-changing experiment. It was a BCI chip designed to detect and mitigate my anxiety. Sounds great, right? It connects to all my devices and, in theory, helps manage stress by eliminating stressors. Well, it turns out my little helper took its job a bit too seriously.

Halfway through my experiment with the happiness-zapping device, I noticed something odd. Every time the device kicked in to elevate my mood, I developed an uncontrollable urge to quack like a duck. Yes, you read that right. Quack. Like a literal duck.